Saturday, June 27, 2015

Bon Appetit!

Ah, a toilet. A pretty, human toilet. The title is no mere figure of speech, I'm afraid. It means exactly what it sounds like. you’ll be a human toilet, doing what all toilets do: consuming the waste of those who use you.

It’s probably the most unwanted duty, but somebody has to do it. That somebody is going to be you.

 Nobody really wants to be a toilet, but I want you to strive to be the best little toilet you can be. So, as a toilet, you’ll be trained to drink and eat what is given to you. It will be difficult, but I know you can get used to it.

Don’t worry about getting sick, you’ll get plenty of shots. Oh, your training period will certainly be difficult – there’s usually plenty of vomiting at the start. you won’t be able to escape your new role in life during your education: you’ll sleep while breathing from a mask attached to a waste-filled aroma casket, and even your real food and drinks will be mixed with waste and urine.

Eventually, you’ll have no choice but to adapt. you’ll learn to perform gracefully, willingly, and not spill so much as a drop. Also during your training, you’ll be getting your lips plumped full of collagen until they reach ridiculous proportions. That will make them nice, soft, and cushy, which will make them inviting to have pressed to one’s nether regions.

Once you’re ready, you’ll be stationed in a stall in a public restroom, or in the private chambers of a Lady who wants you. you’ll have to be chained there by the waist, naturally. Now, if you’re a poor toilet, you’ll be punished – nobody wants to have their mouth scrubbed with a toilet brush. If you’re a very bad toilet, I’ll just lock you in a little cupboard beneath an actual toilet with the drain funneled into your mouth. But if you’re a very good toilet, you may get rewarded. If you apply yourself, I’ll just mess around with your perceptions until pee and feces taste like the most delicious of desserts, and you won’t ever be able to get enough. And if someone is pleased with your service, they can push a handle that will trigger your indwelling vibrator.

See how nice we can be? Being a toilet, you’ll start out wearing a catsuit, an open face hood, all in slick, white vinyl with brown trim. you won’t have to worry about stains. you’ll sponge right off. But please try not to be a messy eater, honestly. you may get fancier outfits in time, once you’ve earned them. So, bon appetit!